Woman has an issue with P&G’s maxi pad products, writes hilarious letter to brand manager

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The following is an actual letter written by a woman named Wendi Aarons. She lives in Austin, Texas, and she sent the letter to Proctor and Gamble regarding their maxi pad products.

This was PC Magazine’s 2009 Editors’ Choice award-winner for the best letter sent via email, and it’s highly deserving of the honor. You need to read the whole letter because it will have you dying of laughter within a matter of minutes.

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Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts.

But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call ‘an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.’

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